Tis the Season

So I read about some funny Infertile Christmas Cards from a few different blogs and was inspired to come up with a few on my own:

The Vision:  Me wearing an elf hat holding a negative Pregnancy Test, Steve wearing an Santa hat holding an empty sterilized sample cup, my dog wearing antlers holding a basal thermometer in his mouth, my cat rolling on the floor in heat, a lovely tree lit behind us to the left, roaring fire in the background to the right and then the card reads, "Yeah, still no baby, Happy Fucking holidays".

 The Vision: Steve driving,  white knuckled  double grip on the steering wheel.  Me with a panicked look on my face with a sperm sample being kept warm in my armpit.  "We had to get the sample there in time, but still managed to get your card in the mail!  Happy holidays!"

The Vision: Me passed out on the floor wrapped in shiny silver tree garland and lights, with empty containers of feta and blue cheese, shucked oysters, empty bottles of wine, and half eaten hot dogs surrounding me. "you missed out this year, but just think of that little bundle of joy you'll have next year!"

The Vision: An image of a dozen broken eggs on the floor.  The inside says "At least your eggs, aren't broken.  Happy holidays!"

The Vision: An image of an army of sperm wearing santa hats, The Inside says, "What a gift! Your's function!  Merry Christmas"

Those a just a few, hope they made you laugh like they did for me!