Last nights dream...

I had a dream last night.  I have figured out the cause of my infertility!  Ready for this one? 

I, apparently have a spider living in my uterus.  She's got it set up like a sweet ass loft apartment, and has really good taste in furnishings and decor.  The only problem is, she doesn't go food shopping, and she lives off my ovary dropped potential offspring.  Glad I can help, but could you let one, maybe two through?! Please?

I should have told my RE this morning that "I no longer require the services you have provided Dr. Babymaker, I am now in need of an exterminator.  Thank you for all you have done"

Who knows, Maybe she is like Charlotte and will weave a web message in my vaginal opening that will read something like "Some Baby" right before I deliver!